I'm only going to speak in animated gifs in this thread. ;)

[Harkonis]

where the fuck be the pics?

[TranquilityBase]

[RobotPants]

The point is, he’s not at the beach.

Well yeah, but if you’ve seen any Strikeforce presentations before, acting like a douche on stage while pretty girls stand in a line is pretty much just how it goes. These guys fight for a living, what do you want?

[TimElhajj]

Imagine Marlin Perkins saying, “Holy shit!”

[Jason_McCullough]

[kerzain]

At first I thought that guy was playing with his cock.

[Nathan]

I still think he is.

[sinnick]

[sinnick]

[Bill_Dungsroman]

[Alan_Dunkin]

— Alan

[Cobra]

[Donald_L]

[krise_madsen]

Uh, don’t we have a house rule about not showing gifs where people get hurt? As use a link or spoiler feature with proper warning?

[BaconTastesGood]

Uh, don’t we have a house rule about not showing gifs where people get hurt? As use a link or spoiler feature with proper warning?

I think he’s going for a ban, because his last gif was a girl puking, so it feels fairly intentional.

[CheesyPoof]

Uh, don’t we have a house rule about not showing gifs where people get hurt? As use a link or spoiler feature with proper warning?

I dunno, I enjoyed the schadenfreude.

[DoomMunky]

Yeah, more kittens, Donald. Less…that.

[anaqer]

Pretty much textbook Matiz/Spark/etc. cockgobblery - nobody escalates quite like a small car driver does.

[RichVR]

Or a small car for that matter.

[kerzain]

Or an escalator.