I'm only going to speak in animated gifs in this thread. ;)

hong · 2011-12-10T08:01:57.000Z

Nixxter:

I fail to see how kissing the guy would have prevented this shenanigans.

What, you really can’t see how kissing the guy would have prevented this? I can totally see it.

Bill_Dungsroman · 2011-12-10T10:31:16.000Z

Miramon · 2011-12-10T13:43:31.000Z

Bill Dungsroman:

The indigenous american cat tribes of the plains had a warrior tradition known as “counting coup”…

DoomMunky · 2011-12-10T23:02:01.000Z

Dog goes ‘Wat?’

Calistas · 2011-12-11T00:01:22.000Z

Therlun · 2011-12-11T11:19:24.000Z

Staff_Sergeant · 2011-12-11T11:57:05.000Z

Jason Townsend:

It isn’t uncommon for there to be a momentary standoff when a player is behind the opposing team’s net (especially on a power play) because if a single defenceman goes after him, he can come out in front of the net from the other direction for a scoring chance.

Attempts at trick shots like this are rare. They are indeed deprecated somewhat in terms of sportsmanship compared to a wraparound attempt or something.

It just stresses the importance of keeping your eye mainly on the puck and on the player’s body secondarily. The second someone starts pulling tricksy stuff like that they lose mobility and are sort of committed (unless they’re way faster than you but that’s an issue of agility training rather then in the moment decision making) you have to be on their ass immediately and just chop at*/lift their stick. I would say just steamroller the guy but those kids look kind of young to be hitting.

Even just yelling what the guy is doing so the goalie can shrink back into the net would have helped.

Again they look young and it’s hard to judge the skill level from a short and exceptional clip like that so who knows.

*not a slash but enough to knock a lifted puck off.

Sammich · 2011-12-11T11:57:18.000Z

Calistas:

Screenshot from Jack Nicholson Golf for the Genesis?

Nixxter · 2011-12-11T12:37:48.000Z

hong:

What, you really can’t see how kissing the guy would have prevented this? I can totally see it.

I concede that a little embrasser avec la langue would have carried the day.

GloriousMess · 2011-12-12T07:42:18.000Z

Scotch_Lufkin · 2011-12-12T11:02:45.000Z

Therlun · 2011-12-12T11:06:09.000Z

Erik_J · 2011-12-12T12:01:27.000Z

Therlun:

Oh Army of Darkness, how corny you are.

Mike_O_Malley · 2011-12-12T13:22:45.000Z

BleedTheFreak:

I love that level on TF2.

Sammich · 2011-12-12T17:45:09.000Z

Therlun:

Geoff Peterson, before he got the shiny robot body.

Lizard_King · 2011-12-12T18:54:30.000Z

IYRax.gif500×568

retouched old favorite

Aszurom · 2011-12-12T21:10:32.000Z

kerzain · 2011-12-12T21:12:26.000Z

Hey, it’s Chthulhu.

Therlun · 2011-12-12T21:40:35.000Z

Aszurom:

jiggly pic

I really don’t like senorgif. They go out of their way to get their tag on any gif they can get their hands on, going as far as changing and cropping the gifs.

So I go out of my way trying to find non senorgif versions… reverse google image search helps there.

Aszurom · 2011-12-12T21:47:54.000Z

$10 bounty to whoever 'shops that shirt off.