I'm only going to speak in animated gifs in this thread. ;)

Bahimiron · 2011-12-17T21:54:19.000Z

Major Malphunktion:

wow ignore does work. yay.

It actually doesn’t kick in until you passive-aggressively let everyone know that you have someone on ignore.

TimElhajj · 2011-12-17T22:36:04.000Z

Bahimiron:

It actually doesn’t kick in until you passive-aggressively let everyone know that you have someone on ignore.

At least we’re not all going “PLONK!” to express our enabling of the ignore feature.

RepoMan · 2011-12-18T00:34:27.000Z

chet:

FUCKING SLIPPERY FAILING!!!

ha ha, I meant to type “railing” HOW META OF ME

Calistas · 2011-12-18T02:15:13.000Z

Bahimiron · 2011-12-18T08:10:57.000Z

Is that cat jumping to its death?

Alistair · 2011-12-18T08:12:52.000Z

Looks like some Damavand-style HALO thing.

Jamie_Madigan · 2011-12-18T09:52:16.000Z

This looks like every episode of Dragon Ball Z I’ve ever seen.

TranquilityBase · 2011-12-18T10:53:29.000Z

RobotPants · 2011-12-18T15:22:33.000Z

Jamie Madigan:

This looks like every episode of Dragon Ball Z I’ve ever seen.

Are they learning battle dancing?

Mrenda · 2011-12-18T15:29:54.000Z

RobotPants:

Are they learning battle dancing?

If they are their trainer is putting those young children’s lives at risk with that completely inadequate attempt at safety equipment. They might as well be battle dancing in chogglepants for all the good those helmets and chest protectors will do if something goes wrong.

Kalle · 2011-12-18T15:31:06.000Z

Taekwondo for four-year olds.

Miramon · 2011-12-18T19:59:29.000Z

A couple of years after those toddlers’ ages and tae kwon do can get serious. I went to a meet once to see my 9 year old niece perform, and there were some serious 10 and 11 year old black-belts. Possibly not the most fearsome fighters in the world, but quite good with forms. Admittedly the girls’ bo sticks were covered with glitter and sequins, but even so… One little girl nailed a perfect, and appropriately intense two-kama form (though what kama has to do with tae kwon do I don’t know).

Staff_Sergeant · 2011-12-18T20:03:42.000Z

Yeah I wish some sort of combat had been my childhood assigned summer sport instead of soccer.

Bill_Dungsroman · 2011-12-18T22:57:37.000Z

TranquilityBase · 2011-12-18T23:36:39.000Z

Best. Halftime Show. Ever.

Djscman · 2011-12-19T00:21:50.000Z

EZ-Go? I’ll say!

kerzain · 2011-12-19T00:28:16.000Z

Damn, only ten yards to go.

nooteh · 2011-12-19T00:32:05.000Z

3 Years from now the dude that bails out is going to use it as a way to pick up chicks.
“I was an adventurer once… until I took a cart to the knee”.

frank_austin · 2011-12-19T01:17:10.000Z

RobotPants · 2011-12-19T09:09:04.000Z

nooteh:

3 Years from now the dude that bails out is going to use it as a way to pick up chicks.
“I was an adventurer once… until I took a cart to the knee”.

That’s the worst shoehorning of a Skyrim meme joke I’ve seen here so far.