That tiger and bear cub clip cracks me up every time I see it. I love how completely freaked out the bear is and how the tiger is all, ‘Hey, what’s up? Whoa, you okay?’

Needs more Yakkety Sax.

Superman’s chin.

Forever a chin.

For those of you without a fireplace (or TV) this year:

Just keep this up on your monitor over the holidays:

That would cause burn-in. GET IT???

Damn comedians.

This is always the best way to end a joke. Your joke could be sad, old, worn, but if you end with, “GET IT?” and a big smile, I will almost always laugh.

I wish that was just a joke, but they actually do that here. One of the local channels has aired six hours of a burning fireplace and terrible music for years now. The KASW Yule Log, if memory serves.

God dammit, Bill.

Is there a video? There must be a video!