I'm only going to speak in animated gifs in this thread. ;)

Sander_001 · 2012-02-09T23:36:19.000Z

LOL, nobody but nobody gets up to help. They’re too damned OLD

Miramon · 2012-02-10T08:01:48.000Z

Sander 001:

LOL, nobody but nobody gets up to help. They’re too damned OLD

Maybe they just have too much respect for the reel, or whatever that is, to interrupt.

Nixxter · 2012-02-10T08:41:09.000Z

I do believe there was an injury in the dog elevator episode (if it’s the same one I read about recently, which took place here in Chicago). Just desserts, the dude had his wrist broken.

RichVR · 2012-02-10T08:57:35.000Z

Yeah, the leash was wrapped around his hand and he couldn’t get it off in time. A person saw the dog take his trip to the ceiling and ran over to help him. The elevator guy came back down as was very happy to see his dog okay. It was on the local news here.

Video.

Arbit · 2012-02-10T11:37:07.000Z

RichVR:

Video.

Predictably, the comments on that video are mind-searingly dumb.

Hi did it on purpose. He pressed the buttone and let the door close on his dog. Very simple.
He made sure the elevator took off and then he reacted. bs,bs, He needs to go behind bars.
Justice should be served. He committed a crime intentiona*lly.

Sure, sure. If I wanted to kill a dog, that’s how I would do it. Strangle the dog using an elevator.

The dog was OK, the dude broke his wrist. Karma/justice is served, IMO.

RichVR · 2012-02-10T11:47:21.000Z

I never read comments on news sites or YouTube. Life is too short.

SadleyBradley · 2012-02-10T12:26:50.000Z

I don’t know why I like these so much, but I do.

And, uh, on topic, I guess:

nixon66 · 2012-02-10T13:16:31.000Z

TranquilityBase:

The creepy mask monkey is awesome. What’s it from?

The new show “The River”

Andre_Costa · 2012-02-10T13:20:35.000Z

RichVR · 2012-02-10T13:29:27.000Z

+10 internet points for that gif.

MrCoffee · 2012-02-11T05:06:22.000Z

Except it has been posted already!

Nixxter · 2012-02-11T06:23:20.000Z

11 internet points for reposting that gif for those who can’t remember … aaah … can’t remember … what?

Andre_Costa · 2012-02-12T15:53:20.000Z

MrCoffee:

Except it has been posted already!

ChristienMurawski · 2012-02-12T23:25:50.000Z

WarrenM · 2012-02-13T02:21:34.000Z

Some of these I don’t get. A guy smoking that doesn’t even loop properly. Neat?

Andre_Costa · 2012-02-13T03:12:03.000Z

Uh, most of the others don’t loop properly either, so?

tomchick · 2012-02-13T10:18:25.000Z

WarrenM:

Some of these I don’t get. A guy smoking that doesn’t even loop properly. Neat?

That’s no guy. That’s Michael mothereffin’ Fassbender dressed as a Nazi! What else is there to get?

-Tom

Dave_Perkins · 2012-02-13T10:20:52.000Z

Your mom doesn’t loop properly.

sinnick · 2012-02-13T10:46:15.000Z

WarrenM:

Some of these I don’t get. A guy smoking that doesn’t even loop properly. Neat?

I guess it depends on what you expect to get out of an animated gif?

Woolen_Horde · 2012-02-13T10:47:48.000Z

Tom Chick:

That’s no guy. That’s Michael mothereffin’ Fassbender dressed as a Nazi! What else is there to get?
-Tom

Wait a sec, isn’t that a different Nazi uniform than what he wore in Inglorious Basterds? You mean he’s been a Nazi more than once?