I'm only going to speak in animated gifs in this thread. ;)

As a parrot owner, that cartoon is fucking hilarious.

Jesus, that parrot cartoon brings back horrible repressed memories of my Dad’s parrot, Mr. Nixon. He may not have been the same breed since he had bright green plumage but he was pretty evil. Bit the hell out of me on more than one occasion.

The stare of doom!

It’s from a Skyrim mod that makes the dragons into Thomas the Train engine.

— Alan

with great pilaf comes great responsibility

Wow… that’s really well done.

EDIT: Also, I’ll add

Ewoks aren’t very bright.

-Tom

That is a Red Panda. Get with it, Chick. Red Pandas are the most awesome animals in the world.

— Alan

FTFY.

No, you made it worse, Alan’s original statement is 100% scientifically proven, and therefore correct.

Did somebody say Red Panda?!

Sooooooooo cuuuuuuuuute

Did I saw ewok? My bad. Those are totally raccoons.

-Tom

Not animated, but my photo so… cuteness overload:

— Alan

Mail’s in. Thank you Thing.

Dude, what kind of QT3 denizen are you?

Look at the little tongue sticking out.