I'm only going to speak in animated gifs in this thread. ;)

RobotPants · 2011-04-15T20:55:59.000Z

I’m pretty sure the Official Explosive Sledgehammer Handbook states that you must have your dingdong hanging out while participating in explosive sledgehammer hammerin’.

TimElhajj · 2011-04-15T21:27:51.000Z

Don your protective head gear. Not that head.

TimElhajj · 2011-04-15T21:29:44.000Z

John Many Jars:

There’s something attached to the guy’s jeans, Tim — maybe through one of the tool loops, maybe through Photoshop. Looks pink or purple and is visible flopping around between the guy’s legs as he falls over.

I bet the entire reason he hit that land mine with the hammer was to make the thing on this belt loop flop around and the hat fly off his head.

chet · 2011-04-16T01:49:55.000Z

Tom Chick:

Okay, am I the only one who initially thought something NSFW was happening in that gif? Is it just me? Do I have penises on the brain?
-Tom

Once you see the penis it cannot be unseen.

Shadari · 2011-04-16T01:52:58.000Z

Tom Chick:

Do I have penises on the brain?

Aw heck Tom, we don’t care one way or the other, you’re still our kind overlord here on Qt3.

nutsak · 2011-04-16T02:14:55.000Z

chet:

Once you see the penis it cannot be unseen.

It’s like a dick shaped Fed Ex arrow.

Lunch_of_Kong · 2011-04-16T07:40:21.000Z

delirium:

Also, who just films themselves driving down the road frequently enough that they catch on video the one in a million chance of this happening.

I do. I keep a high-def in-car camera running with a view of my windshield and my speedometer. I use it so that I have reliable video evidence when I need:

to refute an officer who pulls me over for a traffic infraction I did not commit.
unbiased eyewitness testimony of events leading up to a collision.

Notice I said when and not if. That’s because these situations are almost inevitable if you drive your car every day.

I have the technology available, so I use it.

JMR · 2011-04-16T10:03:48.000Z

How do you have your camera mounted in the car?

Orangist · 2011-04-16T10:13:51.000Z

nutsak:

It’s like a dick shaped Fed Ex arrow.

Cripes, now I’m going to think of dicks every time I see the Fed Ex logo.

Thank you. Thank you so much.

Hans_Lauring · 2011-04-16T13:55:26.000Z

Lunch of Kong:

I do. I keep a high-def in-car camera running with a view of my windshield and my speedometer. I use it so that I have reliable video evidence when I need:

to refute an officer who pulls me over for a traffic infraction I did not commit.

unbiased eyewitness testimony of events leading up to a collision.

Notice I said when and not if. That’s because these situations are almost inevitable if you drive your car every day.

I have the technology available, so I use it.

Surely, you are joking!?

I don’t know what would be worse: Somebody thinking they need this… or somebody actually living in a country where they do need this.

WarrenM · 2011-04-16T14:03:24.000Z

Seriously, you get pulled over often enough that you need video protection available at a moments notice?

AaronSofaer · 2011-04-16T14:13:09.000Z

Call me crazy, but I could see myself doing that, if I could set it up for cheap. Could be a fun little hackery project.

frank_austin · 2011-04-16T14:37:42.000Z

Call me crazy, but I thought this was the fucking ANIMATED GIF THREAD. Now kindly

Marcus · 2011-04-16T14:41:29.000Z

Lunch of Kong:

I do. I keep a high-def in-car camera running with a view of my windshield and my speedometer. I use it so that I have reliable video evidence when I need:

to refute an officer who pulls me over for a traffic infraction I did not commit.

unbiased eyewitness testimony of events leading up to a collision.

Notice I said when and not if. That’s because these situations are almost inevitable if you drive your car every day.

I have the technology available, so I use it.

Thats crazy train right there.

John_Many_Jars · 2011-04-16T14:53:20.000Z

Hans_Lauring · 2011-04-16T15:09:20.000Z

frank austin:

Call me crazy, but I thought this was the fucking ANIMATED GIF THREAD. Now kindly

Sorry about that. I just want to know if Roger have special protection against midget cops then?

Bahimiron · 2011-04-16T15:32:01.000Z

Cormac · 2011-04-16T15:57:52.000Z

Bahimiron:

Why do I always struggle to see the damn “positive” side of these? The inverse one is easy, but I hardly ever manage to get the proper 3D image working…

Pogo · 2011-04-16T16:11:45.000Z

Cool stereogram.

SolomonGrundy:

it is SOO much better with sound
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bRV4d9LCawU

Daddy…careful…

I was really hoping the spider would walk nonchalantly (or menacingly) right past the downed camera, that would have been even more awesome.

Two Sheds:

Are you trying to say it’s somehow her fault that a piece of road debris got kicked up into her windshield? I can drive with one hand on the wheel just fine, and that’s all it takes to hold a camera.

That’s not the problem with her situation at all. The problem is that she has edged up to these two trucks, which provide shitty visibility ahead and tend to kick things up from the road all the time anyways, just so that she could get their license plates on the camera, as if her reporting these trucks or posting these images would do anything anyways. 50 feet more space and she could have turned a potentially fatal accident into just a regular accident, instead of just getting lucky.

Bahimiron · 2011-04-16T16:12:02.000Z

For various reasons most of the popular stereograms are aimed toward walleyed viewing. There are some you can find on Wikipedia’s autostereogram article that are specifically for crosseyed viewing, though. For the most part, while it’s a lot easier for me to go crosseyed than walleyed, I find the walleyed versions to be a lot better looking as far as 3D effects go. The crosseyed versions always seem more flat.