I'm only going to speak in animated gifs in this thread. ;)

WarrenM · 2011-04-29T06:37:45.000Z

The Bitter Cynic:

God, yes!!

BrianRubin · 2011-04-29T07:13:40.000Z

The Bitter Cynic:

AMAZING!

Marcus · 2011-04-29T19:19:38.000Z

Lizard_Dude · 2011-04-29T20:00:25.000Z

The Bitter Cynic:

Outstanding!

RobotPants · 2011-04-29T22:45:40.000Z

The Bitter Cynic:

Quote!

Scrax · 2011-04-30T06:49:13.000Z

HeavenlyInsane · 2011-04-30T09:54:41.000Z

RobotPants:

Quote!

jerri_blank · 2011-05-01T21:39:40.000Z

krise_madsen · 2011-05-02T10:54:37.000Z

jerri blank:

OK, I just have to ask. What the hell is going on there?

sinnick · 2011-05-02T11:53:37.000Z

krise madsen:

OK, I just have to ask. What the hell is going on there?

Isn’t it obvious? Role-reversal sex therapy.

Balasarius · 2011-05-02T20:14:57.000Z

I did it like this.
I did it like that.
I did it with a wiffle ball bat.

HighPlainsDrifter · 2011-05-02T20:37:35.000Z

krise madsen:

OK, I just have to ask. What the hell is going on there?

Some MLB dude is getting sued because he said naughty stuff and acted bad in front of children. The lawyer decided the best way to win in the court of public opinion was to have a press conference where she repeated verbatim all the horrible things that had been done in front of the children. She decided it was even better to have the children at the press conference watching and listening as she recreated the horrible moment which undoubtedly scarred them for life.

No, really.

ChristienMurawski · 2011-05-02T20:59:19.000Z

The “one more time” in the background is what really puts it over the top. Well done Gloria. Well done.

-xtien

“But…of course…he was doing it with his other hand.”

delirium · 2011-05-03T07:33:27.000Z

HighPlainsDrifter:

Some MLB dude is getting sued because he said naughty stuff and acted bad in front of children. The lawyer decided the best way to win in the court of public opinion was to have a press conference where she repeated verbatim all the horrible things that had been done in front of the children. She decided it was even better to have the children at the press conference watching and listening as she recreated the horrible moment which undoubtedly scarred them for life.

No, really.

That is fucking funny. Also, I’m pretty sure the girl on the left is trying to hold back laughter when the lawyer is repeating what was said. I don’t blame her.

BlueJackalope · 2011-05-03T09:06:43.000Z

BlueJackalope · 2011-05-03T09:07:36.000Z

frank_austin · 2011-05-03T11:23:27.000Z

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TranquilityBase · 2011-05-03T12:54:26.000Z

TimElhajj · 2011-05-03T13:42:36.000Z

delirium:

That is fucking funny. Also, I’m pretty sure the girl on the left is trying to hold back laughter when the lawyer is repeating what was said. I don’t blame her.

If you say “rear end” or any thing having to do with someone’s bottom a pre teen will almost always snicker.

TimElhajj · 2011-05-03T13:44:24.000Z

BlueJackalope:

WTF is going on here?