This is why I’m practicing now. I need to be ready for any test when I get there. Should I sub in Celine Dion or Drake?
Also is it back bacon, peameal bacon or just bacon?
CraigM
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That’s how they get you. Canadian bacon is really just ham.
Not that there’s anything wrong with ham, but calling it bacon is downright unAmerican.
What we Americans call Bacon is just our one tiny subspecies of the bacon animal, so we have no pork belly to stand on.
We’re all just kidding ourselves about our bacon. None of it is pancetta after all.
@skipper be sure to throw in a reference to poutine too.
I’m filling up on this poutine but obviously saving room for a beaver tail. But I’m gonna need to give’r a double double after this just to stay up and watch me some Don Cherry later.
I didn’t hear an apology for forgetting in the first place.
Very sorry for not being more sorry. I apologize unreservedly.
CraigM
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Doug McKenzie voice
You better be sorry, you hoser. Now let’s get a beer and watch some hockey. I’m rooting for that Joe Thornton kid, a nice Canadian boy he is.
All of this talk about Canada made me realize that Trump’s solution to the border crisis isn’t a wall, it’s a bridge. A bridge from Mexico to Canada. And we could paint it multi-colors so that it gleams in the light. We’ll call it Bifrost, “the rainbow bridge.” This way, Trump’s Mexican Lokis can go directly over to the Canadian Thors and won’t get into as much trouble.
Most people picture a Tim Hortons at the end of a rainbow bridge anyway, eh?
LOL, and people are still giving money. Someone just donated $500 a few hours ago. I should start a gofundme that pledges to LOCK HILLARY UP!!1! Stretch goals would include a framed picture of me laughing while floating leisurely in my custom Hawaiian infinity pool.
Huh. Thought a million would buy more boat than that.
I thought the same so I looked it up. That is a very deceiving picture. It’s a 41ft sport fishing cruiser. Also a surprisingly large cabin down below. Now, even custom built, I’m not sure that’s a million dollar boat. Mid to high 6 figures, maybe.
None
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It cracks me up that y’all white folks run every goddamn thing and yet you’re still terrified of us brown folks. What’s that like?
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The ones who are afraid of you are generally afraid of everything different. It must be a terrifying world to live in, but FOX News does a good job confirming their suspicions and making them feel OK about it.
