In case a Battleship movie wasn't enough, how about an entire TV show of Risk?

It’ll probably be a series about a world champion-class Risk player forced to break through the gender glass ceiling inherent in the quirky, yet stressful and intensely competitive world of professional Risk leagues in the 1970s. But she’ll have to also overcome her Obsessive-Compulsive Disorder regarding piece positioning and her dependence on Jolt Cola.

Anachronism! Jolt Cola was from the 80s.

Dammit!

Well, it’s just a rough treatment…

Fuckin’ hell man, I’d actually watch that. Any way you could sneak your way onto the production staff for this project?

Well, I’d do it in like a Strangers with Candy way. But Hollywood would make it a straight drama. But I’ll try.

You should totally have that. Every film needs details for geeks to nerdpick over.