So in this week’s entry under the thread-title heading, the North Carolina legislature called itself into an emergency session this week to be sure they could vote on an absolutely vital bill of supreme importance to the health and wellbeing of the State herself–local anti-discrimination legislation!
Spurred by the city of Charlotte scribing some insidious legislation intended to–dear readers, you may wish to avert your eyes–protect the interests of transgendered folk, the brave legislators of this state have convened to ensure that no municipality shall write laws that would require better treatment of any such “special interest group” than the state as a whole does. Gloriously, it will also stop grim-faced, freedom-hating Communists from raising the minimum wage in any city higher than the state’s perfectly satisfactory floor!
Now we can all work together to ensure that LGBT miscreants in liberal havens like Raleigh, Boone, and Asheville are treated just the same as they are in the vast impoverished farmlands of the east and north of the state: like literal human trash!
–This message brought to you buy the guy desperately pushing himself through a distance ed program in CS to earn enough to escape North Carolina for good