Indian official dies after monkey attack

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THE Soviet dictator Josef Stalin ordered the creation of Planet of the Apes-style warriors by crossing humans with apes, according to recently uncovered secret documents.

Moscow archives show that in the mid-1920s Russia’s top animal breeding scientist, Ilya Ivanov, was ordered to turn his skills from horse and animal work to the quest for a super-warrior.

Coincidence? Perhaps. Then again, perhaps not!

Am I the only one who would like to see an alternate history shooter where you play as a human-ape hybrid fighting Nazi’s and the Red Army, trying to free your comrades from simian bondage?

Death to the Humans!