Is it me? Is it me? Is it me?*

Everything else
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http://mdn.mainichi.co.jp/waiwai/0303/0304masturbation.html

  • Referring, of course, to that masturbation scene in “Your Friends and Neighbors”. The concept of not being able to satisfy yourself sexually was friggin’ hilarious in its absolute existential bleakness.
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Heh. Does anyone else think the title “Japanese Sexologist” is kind of an oxymoron? Hello! We’re the world’s most sexually repressed culture! Please be sure to avail yourself of our soiled panty vending machines during your stay!

3

You contradict yourself utterly. The fact that Japan has porno vending machines on city streets makes them less sexually repressed than Americans, not more.

4

Not when soiled panties bought surreptitiously from a vending machine are some kind of freaky-deaky substitute for normal sexual interaction with a woman. Which is also sort of the point of the original article I linked, above.

When whackin’ it is preferable to actual sexual contact with another human being, that’s kind of a problem.

5

And that doesn’t happen in the USA? That’s the main economic model of the entire freakin’ internet.

You ever been to Japan? Is this insight of yours born of experience? I lived there for four years. I think you’re just trading in stereotypes.

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That site is the weekly world news of Japan. So unless you follow Ed Anger’s advice, I wouldn’t believe anything mentioned on that site.

Chet

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Is this insight of yours born of experience? I lived there for four years. I think you’re just trading in stereotypes.

Yes. It is representative of every man, woman, and child in Japan.

Of course there are exceptions, but stereotypes exist for a reason. Granted this is an extreme example, but if any company even considered introducting a soiled panty vending machine here in the USA, we’d never hear the end of it.

-wumpus

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Because we are more sexually repressed than they are. You lose.

9

You know what? You both screw dolphins.
There, that should end this frigging INSANE conversation on the quality of soiled panties in your love life. Go screw a dolphin.

10

Screwing dolphins? That’s freaky!

By the way, allowing a vending machine to dispense soiled panties isn’t a sign of how sexually open your society is. Rather, repressed sexuality results in oddball, freako manifestations of sex like this one. And that Japanese guy who was stalking Britney! Yeah!

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yes

12

No way I’m opening that link at work. Not unless I want the IT guys to come and straightjacket me 30 seconds later. I can imagine them yelling “Fire in the hull!” now.

Mind you, dolphins do have cheeky smiles and big beautiful eyes……

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His mouth was saying “chee chee cheeee,” but his eyes were saying "yes, yes, yessss!

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[i]They call him Flipper, Flipper, faster than lightning,
No one you see, is smarter than he,
And we know Flipper, lives in a world full of wonder,
Flying there-under, under the sea!

Everyone loves the king of the sea,
Ever so kind and gentle is he,
Tricks he will do when children appear,
And how they laugh when he’s near!
[/i]

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Under the sea
Under the sea
There’ll be no accusations
Just friendly crustaceans
Under the sea!

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Another thread gone horribly wrong. AND I LIKE IT!*

[size=1]* these days, any new threads not about MOO3 should be treasured and cherished[/size]

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They call him Fucker, Fucker, slicker than satin,
No one you see, is tighter than he,
And we know Fucker, has a hole full of wonder,
Insert it there-under, under the sea!

Everyone screws the sex queen of the sea,
Ever so hot and horny is he,
Tricks he will turn when sand-dollars appear,
And how they erect when he shows them his rear!