The movie is barely watchable and ineffective by any conventional measure. And yet when I watch it (with the bots), I’m always struck by how it manages on more than one occasion to be strikingly evocative, in its blurry, inchoate, grimy way. It has a unique kind of sleazy menace one could almost believe existed once, out in the sparse hinterlands of rural Texas. Then, like Torgo himself, the film stumbles a half-step to one side and crosses into the realm of the laughably bad. (It’s not his fault. He has bad knees.)
He’s the old Joe Namath of horror sidekicks.
Djscman
1904
Nothing like a harem of evil spirits to give the movie away. Or maybe they’re not evil, they’re just prone to pillow fights on occasion. Even if such a fight upsets the Master.
I’ve never seen this without Joel and the Bots. I don’t know if I could do it.
Shoot, it’s hard finding a movie that hasn’t been done yet, but this hasn’t appeared on the master list yet.
the 20:20
Annie Get Your Gun, doin what comes naturally.
I think she’s waiting for Col. Angus.
aeneas
1907
Looks like the Beverly Hillbillies to me.
Djscman
1908
All fine guesses, but @charmtrap took aim and fired dead center. It’s Annie Get Your Gun, the sort of title that promises some kind of vaguely threatening action, just like There WIll Be Blood.
The 40:40 - bound for the Twin Cities.
The 60:60. Not very authentic, but the movie is about Buffalo Bill’s fantabulous version of the Wild West, so…
The 80:80
The 100:00
Anything I can guess, @charmtrap can guess better, and so you are up next!
Only on QT3: Annie Get Your Gun compared to There Will Be Blood. I love it!
Is that the insufferably untalented Chris Pine? The Finest Hours?
Dude, you obviously need to watch a few more of the recent Star Trek movies. Not because I disagree with your assessment of Pine, but because I don’t see how anyone could mistake the dude in the 20 for Pine. :)
I really like Chris Pine as the asshole older brother in a kick-ass pandemic movie called Carriers, and also as the other man in a post-apocalyptic love story called Z Is for Zachariah. But comedian Sarah Silverman kind of ruined him for me when she said he has – and I apologize for the crass language, but this is a direct quote – “dick sucking lips”. Now I can’t unsee that.
-Tom
Looks like Andrew Garfield to me. With a blonde girl and a Nirvana poster instead, it could have been the wonderful Under the Silver Lake.
You’re right. I missed those missing in-frame.
But I got to kick Pine in the nuts again in a post, so it evens out.
Do you hate me, Tom?
Matt_W
1916
Is that not Anne Hathaway?
OMG, am I the only person on this forum who knows what actual famous people look like?
-Tom
If they’re young, female, and British, I’m your man.
I know, right? That’s obviously Adam Devine and Morena Baccarin. And I assume Eugene Levy is about to walk into the room, so:
American Pie Presents: Dick Sucking Lips?
Matt_W
1920
Lol. What can I say, all young white women look the same to me.
This is the correct answer.
