Oh, man, I was sweating that one. I hoped one of you Stephen King completionists would come through for me!
Yes, it is indeed The Mangler, which is all you need to watch to know that Tobe Hooper is a hack and everyone who thought Texas Chainsaw Massacre was some kind of raw genius at work should feel sheepish for the foolish idea that it’s anything other than trash. Can you tell I’m not a Texas Chainsaw Massacre fan or Tobe Hooper fan? The only good movie Tobe Hooper ever made was Poltergeist, and he didn’t even make that one.
What’s really funny about The Mangler – besides how utterly dumb and clumsy it is – is seeing Ted Levine pushed into a leading man role. Now I love me some Ted Levine, but this is not in his wheelhouse. The only thing funnier is the Doug Henning looking dude who plays his sidekick/brother-in-law.
One of my favorite dumb moments is when Doug Henning is floating the theory that there’s something supernatural at work in the laundry-folding machine that kills people.
“What if it’s haunted?” he suggests to Ted Levine. But Levine is skeptical.
“Haunted? Don’t be ridiculous,” he scoffs.
“Okay, I realize that might be hard to believe,” Henning concedes. “Let me put it another way. What if it’s possessed?”
“Ah, I see,” Ted Levine concedes.
Haunted? Pish. Outragous. But possessed? Entirely plausible!
Anyway, here’s the 80:80 of the Doug Henning looking dude.
Over to you, @Woolen_Horde, and thanks for saving my bacon from the Second Try of Shame.
-Tom