This post may seem a tad strange, but I’m genuinely curious of others experiences getting a haircut.
Now, what happens when I go to get a haircut is usually this. ~75% of the time a woman is cutting my hair, they will do the seemingly inadvertant crotch to shoulder maneuver, while navigating their way around my head. When they need to stop and chop, yup, crotch. This has happened 0 times with a male barber.
Now, do they know they’re doing this? Why are they doing this? Has this happened to you? What frequency?
Note: I will be the first to admit that I am socially retarded.
Hypothesis #2: We ladies aren’t paranoid that if we touch someone with our completely clothed crotches that they will freak out, call us a homo, and beat us to death with an ironically phallic object. So we are less likely to contort our bodies to avoid incidental touch.
There was a pub/barbers here that’d give you a pint with every haircut. Maybe they should have included stripper hairdressers as well. (A women can’t be a barber, maybe they should be called babers.)
I think it only counts as a lap dance if your shoulder is an erogenous zone.
I have never had this problem, though the first thing I would note is that jamming your balls into somebody’s pointy shoulder blade feels extremely uncomfortable, so dudes learn before too long not to go thrusting their hips at any and every pointy object they run across. I would recommend finding a barber with a better workspace-to-girth ratio.
I get the boob brush all the time, but unless your barber is arching her back, and you’re 3-feet tall, I don’t see how she can be brushing her crotch against your shoulder.
I knew a guy who went and got his hair washed and cut every two weeks because there was a women who would dangle her boobs over his face when she was washing his hair.
