This post may seem a tad strange, but I’m genuinely curious of others experiences getting a haircut.
Now, what happens when I go to get a haircut is usually this. ~75% of the time a woman is cutting my hair, they will do the seemingly inadvertant crotch to shoulder maneuver, while navigating their way around my head. When they need to stop and chop, yup, crotch. This has happened 0 times with a male barber.
Now, do they know they’re doing this? Why are they doing this? Has this happened to you? What frequency?
Note: I will be the first to admit that I am socially retarded.
Hypothesis #2: We ladies aren’t paranoid that if we touch someone with our completely clothed crotches that they will freak out, call us a homo, and beat us to death with an ironically phallic object. So we are less likely to contort our bodies to avoid incidental touch.
I think it only counts as a lap dance if your shoulder is an erogenous zone.
I have never had this problem, though the first thing I would note is that jamming your balls into somebody’s pointy shoulder blade feels extremely uncomfortable, so dudes learn before too long not to go thrusting their hips at any and every pointy object they run across. I would recommend finding a barber with a better workspace-to-girth ratio.