Just a trim please... with a side of crotch


#121

Why go to an ugly barber? Visit our sexy salon today!
http://www.sexy-scissors.com/

I actually know someone who gets his hair cut here.

I remember when they first opened and were trying to recruit 'barbers'. The ad read: "No experience necessary".


#122

I cut my hair every 2 weeks. 70$ a month for haircuts is way too much (for me)

Very true - I saved loads of money as a student this way.

Also -I got plenty of male and female crotches on my shoulder. Also breasts. I think its because they usually lower the chair after I sit all the way down.
I think they lower the chair so they can rub themselves all over me because I'm irresistible - no?


#123

Maybe your head stinks and they are trying to keep their distance from it.


#124

I use a flowbee, so if I got a side of crotch it'd be because I fell, snapped my back clean in half and my hips landed on my shoulder as my severed body hit the floor.


#125

That would be a cool way to go.


#126

Final Destination: Haircut of DEATH.


#127

I cut my hair every 2 weeks. 70$ a month for haircuts is way too much (for me)

Yeah ... I get mine cut every 4-5 weeks so it's $35 a month. You must have really fast growing hair to need it cut every 2 weeks.

I use a flowbee,

Heh.


#128

Don’t mess with my self esteem.


#130

What the actual fuck? Did you think this was Penthouse?


#131

Wow! Epic necro. I will say I was surprised to see that it wasn’t Wumpus.


#132

#133

I can’t stop laughing. I need help.


#134

“Sure, that’s how they measure you … IN PRISON!”


#135

I’m kinda sad the bad spambot porn got deleted. That was the best possible necro of all necros.


#136

I read it & then went to lunch and was thinking it actually was pretty well written and with the user name a seemingly play on JMR, I couldn’t help but think of BillD and wondered if he penned it for some obscure reference.

But it was pretty damn raunchy.


#137

If nothing else, it made me realize that reading the word “clit” on Qt3 felt so wrong that I physically recoiled. Reddit? I’d shrug. FB? Check if my buddies were drunk and fucking w/ each other’s phones. But here? NOPE

Maybe cuz 98% of you guys here are 50-year-old beardy wargamers, though.


#138

Hey now, that’s not accurate at all!

* I'm years from 50!

** It's a single digit number of years though.

*** I did just recently decide to try a beard.

**** And I love wargames

***** Oh goddamit


#139

Yeah, the rough language shouldn’t have shocked me but it did here in this community for some reason. Sort of like hearing your Grandpa swear the first time, haha. I actually screen captured the post though, because I suspected it wouldn’t last long, if anyone missed it and was curious. I won’t post it here, but I’ll PM it.


#140

I thought it was kinda hot.


#141

pant pant What did I miss???