Keep your relationship fresh--the Obama way

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=neCIg0BiXbE

I hear tell they also like to make time to go to the car shop every couple of years and get his and her rim jobs.

I don’t even know what she was really trying to say there.

Think “terrorist fist jabs”

Oh yeah. That terrorist fisting is HAWT.

It’s the new Waterboarding, “tell us what you know or Billy BigHands come says hello”

Hmmm…I’m really not into fisting, and I’m sure my wife isn’t either. But I guess if the President does it, I should at least give it a shot, right?