Is this the thread where we bitch about KFC?
We’ve moved house recently, and we wanted some chicken. We don’t know the local chicken places, so we thought we’d go “safe” with KFC…
But I forgot how much of a problem I have ordering from KFC. I seem to suffer from some form of Analysis Paralysis when reading the KFC menu. I don’t suffer this problem when ordering from other fastfood places. Even from Chinese takeaways, which list hundreds of permutations of the-same-damn-thing over and over gain. But for some reason, with KFC, I can’t figure it out.
I simply want a variety of chicken and fries to feed 2 people. And yet I find it impossible to read their menus in-store. There’s just too much. I don’t know if it’s more price-efficient to order a bunch of bits of chicken, or a bucket, or this other kind of bucket, or this streetwise thing, or this other bucket, or this banquet, or this other thing or what. Or what about this mega bucket for one thing with this original recipe thing – that’s the same price as this other bucket, but I get more chicken and less friends which is what we want. I think. I’m not sure anymore.
And then there’s all of this non-chicken stuff like burritos, salads, burgers, riceboxes etc.
None of the prices are officially available online, so I have to go and stand in a store for 10 minutes whilst I puzzle out from an completely incomprehensible menu what I want, rather than doing it online. So I tend to just avoid KFC because of this. And the text is sooo tiny on all of the menus.
The local chicken shops never seem to suffer this problem. All these seem to serve are ever increasingly sized boxes of chicken+fries, so I simply choose the size that suites me best. I assume that the ever increasing prices are about right. I have no fear. Mr Dixie Fried Chicken or whoever it is has soothed my fears with their greasy chicken boxes.
Can’t I just say to the KFC person behind the till “I’d like X bits of normal chicken, Y hot wings, Z fillets, W fries, all in a bucket. Thanks” and they work out the price and make sure it’s not £20? That’d solve all of my problems.
Talking non-chicken, then Burger King and McDonalds basically server a variety of different burgers and fries. So I simply choose which burger I want and that’s it. Easy.)
KFC need to learn that less is often more.