Kirby will eff you up

Games
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Title Kirby will eff you up
Author Tom Chick
Posted in Games
When October 26, 2011

I did not write the following article, which is a grossly inappropriate way to cover a charming Nintendo title like Kirby's Return to Dream Land. Instead, it was written by my potty mouthed twin brother, who asked me to post it on his behalf..

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Looks like I picked the wrong day to stop sniffing glue.

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1. Kirby is a mammal.
2. Kirby flips out and kills people like all the time.

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Man, I hope the "could of" was part of the joke.

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Well, now I'm dead with laughter, thank you, Tom. JUST AS DEAD AS I'D BE IF KIRBY KILLED ME.

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It absolutely was.

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Somebody hold me. I hope I will never run into this Kirby character in a dark alley, or even a lit alley for that matter

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All reviews should be written like this. Wait a sec, is this even a review?

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Oh my god, don't turn around, but Kirby is BEHIND YOU RIGHT NOW.

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"Ia ia Kirby fhtagn, bitches."
Best thing written this year. Period.

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I don't know but I'm sure it has convinced me to buy the game and I don't even have a wii.

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god i hope he doesn't read this

he will be SO PISSED

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I can't imagine a kirby live birthing, or producing milk without eating a cow...

I think he's a giant mytosis waiting to happen...