- Shit Bonerz
I am sitting here with my girlfriend, and we just had this conversation after watching a Youtube video of the old Kiss playing “Cold Gin”, which had popped up on my list of recommendations and I clicked it out of nostalgia:
ME: "Y’know, Kiss had some really great songs on their early albums. They were simple, catchy…
HER: “Yeah, but the Eagles had much better music, and the lyrics actually had meaning.”
ME: “What?!? What do the Eagles have to do with anything I just said? Where did you pull that out of?”
HER: “You said Kiss had some really great songs, and I was just pointing out that the Eagles were much better.”
ME: “Yeah, but…I mean, I’m not even disagreeing, but…apples and oranges, man.”
HER: “Perfectly valid comparison.”
ME: “Is it though?”
ME: [-Bright Idea-] "I’m gonna do a poll on Quarter To Three.
HER: “Don’t you dare!”
ME: “Why not? You said it was a perfectly valid–”
HER: “I will not let you slander the Eagles’ good name by putting them in a poll with fucking Kiss!”
And so here we are.