Get with the times, broseph.
He says, typing on his work-keyboard, entirely separate from his home-keyboard, or his travel-keyboard-since-work-bought-him-one-and-invalidated-the-need-to-bring-his-own-anymore.
In the spirit of the thread, I recently bought some rubber anti vibration pads for my washer and am hoping to put them on tonight, finally ending 5 years of hellish washer bouncing.
https://www.amazon.com/Washer-Anti-Vibration-Anti-Walk-Pads-VIBRAFIX/dp/B0051S4ZZM