Lawyerly law stuff that's interesting


#142

In regards to inauguration day protesters that got arrested.

Government: Look… the rule of law doesn’t apply to our political enemies.

At least the judge didn’t stand for it… much.


#143

#144

“You can’t do good and be poor at the same time,” Millender testified. “You can’t help the poor and be poor; it makes no sense.”


#145

Seems plausible and explains why Jesus was a millionaire.


#146

Well, I hear his father was pretty well-off


#147

And that’s why we have to get rid of the estate tax.


#148

Dad was the worst kind of absentee landlord. Remember when there was that leak he took forever to fix?


#149

Said he’d pick us up, one time, and yet my folks got stuck in the freaking desert for 40 years. Yeah, I’ve got a gripe.


#150

Then there was that time Dad turned himself into a swan to fuck a king’s wife.


#151

Let us all pray it is a landmark case so that we can later cite Thugtorious G’ v. Yarddown Muzik.


#152

He needs to team up with Ruth Ginsberg and put out a duet album.