"Lazarus cell" resurrects self

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Radman believes his team’s findings open up the possibility of resurrecting dead cells in our own bodies, specifically those in our brains.

“It allows us now, legitimately, to dream of bringing back to life dead or close to dead neurons,” he said.

Now, they should test this by injecting them into genetically engineered sharks while Samuel Jackson looks on.

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FEV, here we come!

  • Alan
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Could I have been the only one who immediately thought about Chuck Norris?

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Braaaaaains!! indeed.

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Remember, DESTROY THE STAIRS.

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This is eerily reminiscent of a story I wrote for a game a couple months back. Except, in my story, things go horribly wrong. Dun dun dun…

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Let the celebration begin, bitches.