Westy
3941
No, she’s hypermastic. Typical insensitive chauvinist gamer swine.
guppy
3942
Was this deliberate? Because I laughed, but I felt bad about it.
Really? I mean, her tits are the size of her head, taking up her entire chest area, and her waist is about as big around as her wrist. Oh, and her arms are spindly little sticks. She’s supposed to be at least a healthy, fit individual, even if she’s not built like Garen; in the original concept art, she looks like a barbie doll.
Her stance is ludicrous, as well; really, she’s throwing knives from a dance pose? And what’s with the long, painted fingernails?
The design of the weapons is better in the original (what’s she even doing with the sword in the new one? why are there daggers pointing at her head?) but I feel like the overall design is much, much better in the new one, with a much saner body, better pose, better flow, etc.
I have nearly 6300 IP and feel this strange urge to unlock Twitch. Someone convince me it’s a bad idea. :p
Therlun
3946
At some point in the future there will be a stealth rework.
Twitch has no attack damage scaling at all, which makes him really bad compared to every character released in the last six months.
SlyFrog
3947
I sometimes thing people go too far in the opposite direction. I don’t exactly need semi-porn in my fantasy games, but I also don’t necessarily see the need to white knight women everywhere whenever there is some exposed breast on a character.
Kirian
3948
Her whole thing is that she can control blades without touching them. Her ult summons a bunch of blades that she throws psychically. She doesn’t actually touch her blade-thing at any point. Soraka kinda accidentally bound her weapons to her soul, from the look of things.
Jesus, Soraka. First you make Warwick and accidentally give Singed the chance to become the bastard he is, then you make Irelia. What the fuck?
On the other hand, Reverse Annie, d’awwwwwww.
Also did no-one apart from me notice that Morgana in the CG trailer looks way different to her in-game model? Everyone else is a rough approximation (Nasus: wtf I’m not evil. No, seriously, I’m the in-game representation of balance. Guys. Guys. Guys wtf) but her.
Wasn’t there a patch aaaages ago that actually listed changed Morgana’s breast size (or somesuch like that) as an actual feature? I definitely remember something along those lines, if only because Kirian is really annoying when he moans ;)
Kirian
3950
It’s entirely possible, and I can’t count the number of times I’ve had to mute your bleating voice, ya whiny paddy.
P.S. You brought up the exact same thing at exactly the same time, so pot meet kettle.
Ah yea but I mean who asks for a kettle of tea? They may be a bit alike but we all know which one is loved more :)
Hugin
3952
Enh, there’s like 25 female characters in the game and only like 5 of them aren’t dressed like strippers. It bugs.
I think it was an April fool’s patch.
Kirian
3954
I wish this made sense. I really do.
I mean, tea? What?
If what you’re trying to do is make some kind of popularity point then you know,

Actually, scratch that. Still doesn’t make sense.
More importantly, why did Riot make Nasus, the storyline paragon of balance and knowledge, evil? Why, Riot, why?
I mean nobody even wants to look at a kettle, whereas a pot is put on the table for all to admire. They even make cute little clothes for it!
And really Kirian, of course tea. Who makes a pot of coffee? Nobody who wants to enjoy it anyway. (Yes, I am completely prepared to carry on this metaphor long past a sane point ;)
What’s a good character to learn jungling with, i.e. not too dependent on a full rune/mastery setup? I’m looking at what seems affordable IP-wise, and it seems like the choices (that I know are used for jungling) are Nunu, Amumu, Fiddlesticks, Tryn and Warwick. The tanks seem like solid choices, but I’m a little tempted by Tryn or Fiddle since counterjungling basically doesn’t exist at my level.
Kirian
3957
Okay, either I’m off my meds or you are, and I’m not going to put any money on which one of us it is.
What were we talking about? You can make a pot of coffee, you can make a pot of tea, but at this time of night caffeine’s a bad idea.
P.S. Tetsubin or samovar, bitch. Google it.
P.P.S. Seriously, Nasus isn’t evil.
Udyr, on the other hand, needs a Captain Planet skin.
And Jarman needs a professional wrestler skin. Belt flick for the spear thing, ring corner for flag (with ropes bouncing him if his belt connects), jumbotron/lasers/lights/smoke for Golden Aegis and a wrestling ring for his ult. Add in some great wrasslin’ taunts and Riot are printing money.
What’s a good character to learn jungling with, i.e. not too dependent on a full rune/mastery setup? I’m looking at what seems affordable IP-wise, and it seems like the choices (that I know are used for jungling) are Nunu, Amumu, Fiddlesticks, Tryn and Warwick. The tanks seem like solid choices, but I’m a little tempted by Tryn or Fiddle since counterjungling basically doesn’t exist at my level.
Trynd was hard a few patches ago but not sure now. Nunu, fiddle, and ww are all doable without any runes, i think. If you get help on blue, i think amumu would work.
Fiddle isn’t doable without runes, atleast not with a blue start but you are going to be running out of mana real quick.
They nerfed his drain long time ago.
Fiddle is nigh impossible to do blue with at level 1 without runes unless you get a significant amount of help (not just a leash, but actual DPS). Amumu and Nunu, same deal. Nunu though can go wolves -> wraiths (smite) -> small golems; Fiddle will run out of mana if he tries, and Amumu is worthless early-level jungling without blue.
Ask your team during the pick phase if they’ll help you blue with at least a few autoattacks; if they say do, you should be golden.