So the new meta, duh!

What does it meeeeeeeeaannnn?

Should I build Silencer AP or AD?

I don’t even understand how you expect to sell anything with this open. Is this like an assburgers attempt at building a repartee?

Should I eat yellow snow?

I found his ELO. To let the tension build you have to click through to the latest game from this page: http://riotstats.com/players/19754363-drakwon

http://riotstats.com/players/us-drakwon

There’s also a couple of drakwon’s that play WoW. And someone registered on the National ESL site named drakwon.

Singed makes no sense to me. Most Champions in LOL, whether I like them or not, clearly have some kind of theme or schtick that unifies and rationalizes them relative to other Champions. Singed?

So…first of all, I was shocked when I realized he wasn’t a ranged character. I fully expected him to be tossing molotov cocktails or whatever his bottles of crap are. Or squirting people with a squirt gun, or something. When he just ran up and punched someone I was like…er…okay?

Then he’s got some chemical attack stuff I guess, fine, whatever, but he’s got no dash, no teleport, no collision immunity mode, which is what I kept wanting when using his poison trail. Then he’s got that little grabby flippy thing, but it doesn’t stun or slow I don’t think, and he can’t really like emit a cloud all around him, so then he has to run away and hope someone chases…

I dunno. He just felt very passive in way that was frustrating, especially in big team fights. I pulled a few guys into allied towers, that was cute, but the chemical trail stuff never amounted to much, and I still can’t believe he’s got no ranged attack, or that his slow patch does no damage…

Enh, I didn’t like him, is what I’m saying.

So:

Katarina, no, didn’t like her.

Singed, no, didn’t like him.

Yorick, no, cute mechanic but didn’t seem all that great.

Skarner, enh, maybe, he didn’t excite me per se but I don’t get the hate.

Ezreal, enh, maybe. I think with a better build he’d have been scarier.

Sivir, yes.

Leona: Big Yes. Love her.

Sona: Big Yes. Love her too. Brinng! Blling! Brrring!

And I haven’t done Ryze or Anivia yet.

Again, I assume that all these guys can be effective or even awesome in the right hands, this is just my personal feelings while or after playing them.

You should play with us so we can yell at you and maybe possibly you can get good advice from Therlun.

They all had boots!

I think the best Singed advice I ever read was from Dyrus:

ā€œDoes what I’m about to do make sense for any other champion? If yes, don’t do it. If no, then do it. Trololololā€

Here’s a vid of Dyrus playing Singed.

For some reason this just makes me think of a game we played where Therlun suicided into the enemy team and threw the game while everyone else said not to go in and Pogo screamed ā€œWHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU DOING?ā€ It was pretty hilarious trolling.

I am a trash Singed, but a good one is terrifying. He is hard to play.

The first thing to understand about Singed is that until he has some levels and items he’s a squishy sack of nothing who won’t do much unless the enemy gets badly out of position (in which case he can fling them to their dooms).

Eventually, he will become an unkillable death machine who is flinging squishies to his team whenever possible, slowing runners and running through the team poisoning everyone. Occasionally some dumb bastard will chase him. They will never catch him, but they will take lots of damage trying.

You will want a Rod of Ages. I’m not sure if this is still true, but you used to want two. Tank up. You don’t really want to be the one to run facefirst into a team fight, but you will spend most of your time in the thick of them lategame, so you want to be survivable.

You have a negative Win/Loss in Ranked and Normals.

Most people here have been playing since Beta or just after, so about 2 years.

Anyone can make an ESL account, it doesn’t make you special.

You’re an idiot.

And you have just recieved your first McKnight insult!

Welcome to Qt3 you’ll fit right in!

Don’t mind McKnight. He’s probably drunk.

Nah… see, if he was drunk he would have written ā€œyour an idiotā€ as usual… :P

This just in: Anivia is awesome.

Well, everybody knows that the bird is the word.

This is something you have to have voice chat in and play religiously to keep up with new heroes/changes/items, right? And probably on a steady team?

Just checking, because it looks vaguely interesting and besides hey, 183 page thread deserves looking in.