I have the most epic pubby games. I wish I had taken a screen shot.
It was:
Ashe and Garen top
Heimer Mid
Me (Sion) and MF bottom.
I think the other team is Garen, Nunu, Teemu, Twisted Fate, and Fiddle.
Ok, so I am not great. But I quibble a bit with MF’s play. She’s using her AoE/slow on creep waves a good deal - I know that’s her thing but because it was on cool down we missed some killing opportunities against our lane mate - nunu and Ashe.
But we do well and get 2 kills, and we’re doing ok farming at that. Heimer is struggling a little mid. Top goes 2/3, but they also knock the other teams tower to just under 50%. Ashe seems a little more inexperienced; she has 2 deaths. So I’ve gone back after we got our second kill. And ashe calls “switching to bot. Me and MF - note, she says the players name - play well together”. Uh. . .ok. So that puts me and Garen top against Garen and Teemu. We have a more difficult go of if since Teemu has a million shrooms up and he’s ranged and Garen is Gare (even though our Garen is garen). But I get 2 kills and an assist. Our garen dies 2 or 3 times. We cannot yet push tower. Heimer dies once or twice. They’re probably +5 in kills right now.
Ashe and MF? Hugging tower. Farming. They do eventually die twice and I think get a kill. Hardly doing great.
The game progresses. Our Garen is complaining about the switch so I kinda have to corale them. Several ganks are attempted on us but only one is successful, and I get my first death. They have 3 trying to push top (tower was intact that this point). They have someone pushing mid. Mf and Ashe? Hugging tower. I point out they can probably take bot tower. Eventually they act6ually do (right as help shows up). And then everything gets nuts. We group up and push mid. . .except Ashe wanders off. But we do good, take the first and second tower. We get a death and two kills. Group up to push mid. . .MF wanders off. We take top and bot towers, though. We have a tower lead; they’ve taken 2 of ours but we’ve taken all 3 first towers and mid 2. We do a quasi push (3 but 3 enemies are down) and get the second tower up top. They get the last standing tower 1.
And that ended the team fight phase of the game. Only twice more in the rest of the game - which went on for 64 minutes - would we group up as 5 people. Ashe and MF kept trying to backdoor the top lane because “we can win that way”. We twice had favorable - 1 or two person advantages thanks to skirmishes where we killed more than they - and Ashe and MF wouild break off. Still, Garen and I cobbled gether a push of mid and got the inhib down (ashe deigned to help). That was important. We would fail to repush middle inhib twice after respawns but still got it knocked back down several times.
Ashe and MF ignored calls to group up (MF said we “sucked at team fighting and there was no point”). We lost many more “team fights” since it was 3v4 typically. Both ashe and MF had over 16 deaths and I think someone hit 20. MF had 15 or 16 kills and double digit assists, but she’s MF and in a 60 minute game she should.
Ashe didn’t buy boots until past 30 or 40 minutes (in fact, we had won a 4v4 and had 3 people to push mid and possibly take an inner tower in another lane. She left. “I need boots, I can’t get there in time”. Someone post the Picard Face Palm pick).
Final kill count? Good guys: 48.
Bad guys: 74.
We won, of course. We badgered MF into one final push and won (we had knocked down middle inhib again and then wiped doing it). In all of her back-door work, she and ashe had killed 2 towers and 1 inhib, one time. The # of deaths they racked up trying this? 20. MF thought the trading of 16+ deaths for 2 towers and 1 inhib was a good trade. “If we all just back doored, we would win. You are terrible and need to listen to me”. Well, if we all pushed one lane, yes we would win. The other team? Besides MF, had 2 teleports. I’m pretty sure it is harder to back door when the other team has 3 teleports, in effect. But what do I know? For once, we finally pushed. And we knocked down the remaining inner tower + 2 up inhibs and won. Oh and we wiped them 5-1 (or maybe 2) while doing it.
I went 13/5/16 or thereabouts. Garen died more. I think I wound up with Catalyst (never had a chance to replace it, but I had the money) Stark’s Fervor, The Red crossed Swords one, Guardian Angel, IE, And an Thirster. And I had the money to swap catalyst for something great. Truth was, even in several 3v4 fight situations we got kills. I did really well, and our Garen was pretty good (heimer was inexperienced). If you’re asking why we kept fighting. . .well they slowly pushed into our base(did get middle inhib down). Also, Ashe and MF would be near by and we’d say push, and then we’d get up in lane and they would peel off. And then we would try to push or fall back (wthe latter was increasingly the case ) but often lose people.