Let's play Dwarf Fortress: Happy Accidents

[Spock]

@rossbob

More difficult to understand is how the scholars drank all our beer. On Spokk’s watch, no less. Did they talk too much, and grow too thirsty? Or did they not talk enough, and turn to drink in their boredom? A formal complaint will be filed at the conclusion of our investigation.

Just wait til they host their first academic conference. Not only will you need more beer, but you’ll need more burly bouncer-dwarves.