Living the GTA Lifestyle -- All Hail Colton Harris-Moore

Seriously, this kid gets around by stealing planes and flying them to his island hideout:

Lots of articles available on this kid (see here and here), he’s steadily creeping up the local legend ladder in the Pacific Northwest, just behind Bigfoot and D.B. Cooper.

Whilst I’d be seriously pissed off if I were a victim of this kids crimes the story is so fantastical they need to make a movie of it. He taught himself to fly using MS flight simulator and safely landed without crashing the plane he stole most recently?!?

This kid is smart and has balls to spare - if he could turn his energies to more legal pursuits he’d go far.