whoosh, whoosh! Freshly cut swatches of leopard print spandex pants flew into tomb 5 slapping the creature in its already irritated eyes. ouch! Blinking repeatedly, it slid a tentacle through one of the knots in the wood, peeled off a swatch of fabric, admired it, and got ideas…
After some calculations the creature realized it’d be just four tentacles short of covering them all but that’d be ok… slurp! It detached its eyeballs from the wall and slithered away from its post to use their lasers to stitch some rockin tentacle warmers just real quick. Immediately after it abandoned its post, Nightgaunt quietly tiptoed in.
An empty room? What’s this sparkling in the corner?
It’s…
A jeweled spritzer (Potion) All +20 bonuses you earn during a win give you an extra item.
Nightgaunt scoops it up!
clyve
2823
DANGIT LADY SQUID MONSTER!
I hope Dave’s sexy lady-wolf doesn’t do the same thing… Stupid pants…
“Ah-ha! And Wolfram Saltzberger at the Royal Society said I wouldn’t make it halfway into a tomb before running home crying for my mother for comfort! I showed him! I got electrocuted, fell down a pit, got clobbered by a giant lizard, and died! But I never cried out for my dear mum! And spandex squid ladies not withstanding, I made it! I’ll have to have ol’ Wolfram over for, uh, jeweled spritzers!”
(What a roller coaster of a game, Annie! One of those that forced you to take some early big risks—at least for me, and looked like for you too!)
clyve
2825
As the slimy squid lady admired her handiwork, a new wind blew through the tombs… Suddenly her leopard warmer began to constrict!
The wind also blew up a tiny spandex-clipping cyclone and swirls viciously towards sexy lady-wolves ungaurded pups!
Can dangers win potions too?! :)
clyve
2826
Dave is speechless! Who could have anticipated that one of his own dangers would rise up to claim his throne as KING OF THE DANGERS?! :O
The wolf mother snarls at the cyclone that is heading toward her pups, but she cannot wrench herself away from the battle with the princess. (I can’t believe I’m typing this.) She flicks her wand at her pups and surrounds them with a protective aura, but will it be enough?!
clyve
2828
(I can’t believe I’m typing this.)
Who invited me anyways?
Oh, and don’t let these matches get in the way of tomb challenges… I currently have none.
I meant that I can’t believe the actual words I was typing.
clyve
2830
I knew, just reflecting on the ridiculousness of what I’ve done.
GO SPANDEX VORTEX GO!
prolix
2831
prolix 1, ethereal spirit 0. Ethereal spirits are allergic to marmalade! What luck!
Yep, neither of them paid off! and I gave up too early on the potential +20 row… Well played on your end tho, Nightgaunt!
tecwrtr
2833
With a wave of her magic wand, the princess creates an ice cage around the wolf mother and advances toward her pups!
As she scoops one of the pups into her arms, it wriggles and licks her face. Following a proper adoption at the supernatural SPCA, the princess claims victory and a new family member. :)
tecwrtr over Dave in tomb 8
clyve
2834
Aww cute
The others won’t be so fortunate >:D
tecwrtr
2835
Evil, evil man of spandex pants! :-o
tecwrtr challenges Clyve in tomb 8!
Current status:
Dangers are: Dave, Clyve, Ankamela
Challenge whomever is playing the fewest games:
Tomb 2 (0 dangers left)
Tomb 3 (0 dangers left)
Tomb 4 (0 dangers left)
Tomb 5 (0 dangers left)
Tomb 6 (0 dangers left)
Tomb 7 (1 danger left)
One is a strong trap that ignores all +20 bonuses that the adventurer earns. - nKoan vs annie
Tomb 8 (1 danger left)
One is a giant danger against which all of your items are Fragile. - tecwrtr vs clyve
> tecwrtr (2 hp)
A rainbow-colored flask (Potion) Prohibit the danger from playing a specific color (your choice).
A dark blue vial (Potion) Gives you 2 items if you win the match, but costs you 2 wounds if you lose.
A porcelain cube (Potion) Add 10 points to your score at the end of the game.
A scorched bottle (Potion) Adds 20 to your score but causes a danger to respawn in an empty tomb
A denim staff (Arcane) Used to search an unsearched tomb (if you wish) to reveal its Secret (if it has one), but immediately provokes an attack by a danger that enjoys a +10 score bonus.
A wolf pup (Fragile) Any +20 bonuses that you earn are worth +30.
> prolix (2 hp)
A warm paste (Ointment) Heal a wound from yourself.
A swirling liquid (Potion) If it helps you, then reverse the digits in your score when the game ends.
A staff made of troll bone (Arcane) Used to search an unsearched tomb (if you wish) to reveal its extra item (if it has one), but immediately provokes an attack by a danger that enjoys a +10 score bonus.
A bottle with two openings (Potion) Face both dangers in a tomb at once in a single match, but suffer 2 wounds if you lose.
A bottle covered in hashtags (Potion, Bottomless) Prohibit the danger from playing any 2, 3, or 4 (your choice).
> Nightgaunt (2 hp)
A pot of honey (Ointment) Bring a fellow adventurer back to life and give them 2 hit points.
A jeweled spritzer (Potion) All +20 bonuses you earn during a win give you an extra item.
> nKoan (2 hp)
A pot of honey (Ointment) Bring a fellow adventurer back to life and give them 2 hit points.
Prolix recovered…
A bottle covered in hashtags (Potion, Bottomless) Prohibit the danger from playing any 2, 3, or 4 (your choice).
And tecwrtr recovered…
A wolf pup (Fragile) Any +20 bonuses that you earn are worth +30.
The danger (clyve) that tecwrtr faces in tomb 8 is giant, and all of tecwrtr’s items are Fragile for this battle!
clyve
2838
Little miss princess entered the tomb all pleased with herself after having rescued a drooling puppy. She lifts up her wand gingerly, feeling mighty, and then WHAM an enormous rock fist knocks her (and her little dog too) across the room. The floor of the tomb itself animates to life and a giant stone golem forms in front of her eyes. Against this giant danger, all of your items are Fragile.
Ooh nooooOoo
Just want to say that we didn’t plan for tecwrtr, who has a million items, to face the giant. :) But oooOOOOOooooooo it’s exciting now!
clyve
2840
Yeah but he did message me immediately after the challenge all like “ermahgerrrrrrdd”
