AND THE SPANDEX VORTEX DID UNSPEAKABLE THINGS TO THE DEFENSELESS PUPS :O


trumpets and confetti and such

Next, I’m taking peeps’ place as queen!

Both king AND queen? What monstrosities is this adventure uncovering!?

I was going to penalize the wolf spirit if she lost, but she’s already dead…

But… I just wanted treasures too! I didn’t want to hamstring the other dangers!!

Were the pants an actual danger still? I thought they were killed. I would want to give an item/bonus to a danger that’s alive…

Or do you just want a fun item aside from the crown that you already gave yourself? :)

Pants were dead. That’s why they were shreds. Fun items please :)

The princess already ransacked the pups’s nest, but neglected to discover…

A shiny crown (Fragile) Win all ties!

YAY

Geesh I didn’t think about how me attacking you guys would affect the game :/

OH MY GOODNESS THE GOLEM SMASHED EVERYTHING!!! clyve 107>tecwtr 49

Winning never felt so awful D:

You killed the wolf pup. Monster.

Current status:

Dangers are: Dave, Clyve, Ankamela
Challenge whomever is playing the fewest games:

Tomb 2 (0 dangers left)
Tomb 3 (0 dangers left)
Tomb 4 (0 dangers left)
Tomb 5 (0 dangers left)
Tomb 6 (0 dangers left)

Tomb 7 (1 danger left)
One is a strong trap that ignores all +20 bonuses that the adventurer earns. - nKoan vs annie

Tomb 8 (1 danger left)
One is a giant danger against which all of your items are Fragile.

> tecwrtr (1 hp)

> prolix (2 hp)
A warm paste (Ointment) Heal a wound from yourself.
A swirling liquid (Potion) If it helps you, then reverse the digits in your score when the game ends.
A staff made of troll bone (Arcane) Used to search an unsearched tomb (if you wish) to reveal its extra item (if it has one), but immediately provokes an attack by a danger that enjoys a +10 score bonus.
A bottle with two openings (Potion) Face both dangers in a tomb at once in a single match, but suffer 2 wounds if you lose.
A bottle covered in hashtags (Potion, Bottomless) Prohibit the danger from playing any 2, 3, or 4 (your choice).

> Nightgaunt (2 hp)
A pot of honey (Ointment) Bring a fellow adventurer back to life and give them 2 hit points.
A jeweled spritzer ​(Potion) All +20 bonuses you earn during a win give you an extra item.

> nKoan (2 hp)
A pot of honey (Ointment) Bring a fellow adventurer back to life and give them 2 hit points.

Your champion is naked and almost dead. The dangers caper about, rejoicing!

I killed every wolf pup! AND I’D DO IT AGAIN

Woah… Calm down clyve…

I think the adventurers might be thoroughly demoralized. And here I thought they had such pluck! And tasty marmalade!

Were we too dangerous? Is it my crown?

It’s my chin, isn’t it…

Well, I’ve got less to lose. I’ll challenge Dave in Tomb 8!

prolix leaps into tomb nine against The Chin

Be warned… This mighty chin inflicts 2 wounds if it wins!

Yeah… It’s that big.