Oh! I’m a ninny. I went through some kind of time warp and thought that someone who used to be in the league had challenged me to a funzie. His nickname was fiveolddogs and his avatar (I think) was similar to yours. I figured he had changed his nickname somehow.
I definitely did not apply Occam’s Razor to these deliberations.
So hmm, how to resolve this? Let’s see who wins! :)
prolix
2882
My pack is getting rather heavy. Does anyone need any items?
tecwrtr
2883
Thanks for the kind offer, but I’m in another match where any item I had would be fragile. Somebody save me a pot of honey! :-o
The princess lies crushed beneath a pile of rubble. The danger stomps away, disgusted that there were no items to smash! Before she passes, she mutters, “Honeeeey…”
Nightgaunt leaps onto the giant’s back!
did I mention the patches of hair and lice on the squid?
the Carcassonne kitty? :(
tecwrtr
2887
Yeah. His name is Simba, and he’s a Maine Coon.
He’s slowly recovering. Apparently cats have a sort of redundant circulatory system and that saved him. He spent the afternoon in my lap purring and it made me ridiculously happy.
nKoan
2889
nkoan dodges and dives and is able to narrowly take off one of the heads of the danger in Tomb 9. The second head flinches slightly, but seems mostly unaffected and ready for another battle.
Poor tecwrtr is still lying dead!
clyve
2891
I’m not defending any tombs right now. Challenge away.
nKoan
2892
It seemed that the second of the two headed danger had the upper hand, but the +10 bonus of the spear with two tips ended up nicking the danger and making the difference between life and death.
Good games Annie
I would also like to use my pot of honey on tecwrtr.
curs-ed speeeeear wailed the 2nd head as it rolled down the shaft ! :)
nKoan
2894
And I will have a go at the remaining danger in Tomb 8 against Clyve with the spear with two tips.
clyve
2895
… So wait, am I the golem that smashes items again?
Edit: yes I am
tecwrtr
2896
Thank you so much for the revive, nKoan!! :-)
tecwrtr
2897
So does that just leave the two dangers in tomb 10? If so, the unarmed one will challenge Annie in tomb 10!
On second thought, if the item-smashing Golem is still hanging out, am I allowed to hold some of nKoan’s items? Kind of sucks when they suddenly get squashed!
Never mind. I just looked and saw there wasn’t really anything to hold after the kindly donation of the pot of honey!
Jumping back into game with Annie…
Current status:

Dangers are: Dave, Clyve, Ankamela
Challenge whomever is playing the fewest games:
Tomb 2 (0 dangers left)
Tomb 3 (0 dangers left)
Tomb 4 (0 dangers left)
Tomb 5 (0 dangers left)
Tomb 6 (0 dangers left)
Tomb 7 (0 dangers left)
Tomb 8 (1 danger left)
One is a giant danger against which all of your items are Fragile. - nightgaunt vs dave
Tomb 9 (1 danger left)
One is a mighty danger that inflicts 2 wounds if you lose to it. - prolix vs clyve
> tecwrtr (2 hp)
> prolix (2 hp)
A warm paste (Ointment) Heal a wound from yourself.
A swirling liquid (Potion) If it helps you, then reverse the digits in your score when the game ends.
A staff made of troll bone (Arcane) Used to search an unsearched tomb (if you wish) to reveal its extra item (if it has one), but immediately provokes an attack by a danger that enjoys a +10 score bonus.
A bottle with two openings (Potion) Face both dangers in a tomb at once in a single match, but suffer 2 wounds if you lose.
A bottle covered in hashtags (Potion, Bottomless) Prohibit the danger from playing any 2, 3, or 4 (your choice).
> Nightgaunt (2 hp)
A pot of honey (Ointment) Bring a fellow adventurer back to life and give them 2 hit points.
A jeweled spritzer (Potion) All +20 bonuses you earn during a win give you an extra item.
> nKoan (2 hp)
A spear with two tips (Fragile) Adds 10 to your score if your final score is an even number
I think things are a bit fouled up!
I’m still playing Nightgaunt in Tomb 8, but we’re getting close to done.
I can’t tell if prolix and clyve are still playing in Tomb 9.
Tecwrtr and Annie are playing in Tomb 10, but Tomb 10 has some scary dangers and you will probably want to know which kind you are facing, tecwrtr, before you get too far into the game. If it’s too late, then just count this game as a funzie.
clyve
2900
Prolix won in tomb 9. What should nKoan and I do about our doubled up adventure in tomb 8?