It’s true. Sean Hannity is trying his hand as matchmaker with Hannidate 2005, a dating service hosted on his Web site. If you’ve always been curious about romance, right-wing style, here’s what you’ve been missing:
STAY AWAY YOU LIBERAL HUSSIES
Name: Mark
Location: ?
Age: 49
I am a 49 year old truck driver. Divorced, one daughter, 18, looking for a LADY, 45 to 55 years old, no tatoos, no body piercings except ears, but most importantly NOT LIBERAL (lady and not liberal kind of go hand in hand, don’t they?).
HOBBIES: SHOOTING BAMBI WITH BLONDES
Name: Dave
Location: OR
Age: 40
My name is Dave, 40 years old, 6-1, 200 lbs, single, I live and work in Junction City, Oregon… yes there are nice, smart… red people that live around Eugene Oregon! All I want from this is to kill deer with Ann Coulter someday…
ALL I WANT IS MY VERY OWN GIPPER. IS THAT SO WRONG?
Name: Krista
Location: MI
Age: 36
I love this country and I support our President. I saw him three times this past year, twice on the campaign trail and once at the inauguration. I cried when Reagan died…one of my favorite books is “I love you, Ronnie” - Ronald Reagan’s love letters to Nancy Reagan. I want the kind of love that Nancy and Ronald Reagan had…
They claim these are not parodies. Either way, I’m laughing my ass off! :lol:
I would have to say to her: “I’m just a Buddhist looking for some Bootay! Man is the master! Obey, me, chattel!” She should be really horny at that point…
:P
(Reply to Twain about conservative, Christian woman with high standards who likes to be dominated.)
He would have to be first and foremost, a Christian. In addition, he must demonstrate the following qualities in no particular order: intelligence, good judgment, leadership, honesty, responsibility, sensitivity, tenderness, excitement, romance, good humor, even temperament, creativity, cleaning abilities, cooking abilities, and telepathy (for when I’m mad at him). (* List of character qualities may increase without notice). After passing these tests, I will introduce him to my father, who will no doubt have additional testing which will need to be completed. I think you get the picture :)
She needs to grow the hell up. Too bad all that Christian Republicanism is messing up her mind with unrealistic expectations. :P