Machine Wash Cold, Tumble Dry Low

Jeans gotta be washed 1 week, minimum. When you can smell it it means other people can smell long before that.

Oh, my top-loader has a special agitator that’s only like 6 inches high, with sort of fan blades. Works great!

I feel like you’re just being modest about the size of your “agitator”.

Cold shrinks everything, even John_Many_Jars.

That’s why you always wash in warm, duh. Otherwise you are just asking for shrinkage.