Do not share this with anyone I am going to play…but I LOVE the spin move. Especially with the likes of Cadilliac and The Flu. I have seen LBs fall down after getting hooked by the spin.

But yes, as Erik said, it is fumble prone…

So in the middle of a monsoon - raining with 15mph lateral winds - the Steelers trounce the Jets 50-7, with New York’s lone score being a 75 yard screen pass to Shonn Greene.

Perhaps Mark Sanchez and his FIVE INTERCEPTIONS had something to do with it.

We also lose Shaun Ellis for 3 weeks with a meniscus tear. Troy Polamalu, however, is out with a partial groin tear for… the rest of the week FUCK YOU FOOTBALL GODS!

Not an auspicious start.

Yeah…the weather certainly did help you nute. Good game though.

I’m kinda regretting the trade I offered to philly, but he agreed to it so I’ll hold to it :)

Er…meant DIDN’T help you

Ouch - lol! Interested in Pat White yet? ;)

Nah, I have only player error to blame here. It’s becoming quite obvious that Madden is not really my forte.

Hey, you did pretty well with the Titans. The Jets are tougher because their running backs aren’t explosive like Chris Johnson was. They are ground and pound, and throw just when necessary.

Funny, I just pm’ed Mightynute with almost the same suggestion. Ground and Pound with that Offensive Line.

Shonn Greene is not a good enough running back to run the ball, and Mark Sanchez is not a good enough quarterback to throw the ball. I can always hope for forfeits.

Which is really not true. They’d be better in the hands of a better player but hey, I’m what they’ve got. I mean, I already lost to the AI. So that kind of sets the tone.

If you participated in our fantasy league, you could draft your dream QB and RB this weekend. Just sayin’ ;)

Again, it’s not positional stats that matter one iota - it’s player skill, and I’m obviously lacking it.

Oh, now you are just getting down on yourself. You missed the playoffs by a hair last season.

Come on. In three seasons I’ve beaten human opponents all of TWICE. I mean, I’m going to give this season the best I can do, but it’s probably time to just Favre it.

I’m not sure what that means.

Announce you are leaving then keep joining a random team right before each season?

Text pictures of your penis to the Bowyers?

To pull a Favre: stick around three seasons too long despite being awful compared to the other players, losing anything remotely resembling dignity, and basically becoming the laughingstock of the league.

Ah, gotcha. From the wording of your original sentence I thought it would have been something you were going to do, not have already done for the past few seasons.

;)
(sorry, I couldn’t resist)

It’s not wise to anger the commish unless you really want to be starting Rex Grossman.

And on top of that, you’ve apparently stolen our playbook, too.

Good point.

Though from a practical perspective I am not sure if my offense would suffer much from the change. Hard to get much worse than worst.

Sexy Rexy makes everything better!