2843

Are people expecting this “town hall” to be anything other than a rally where the toughest question will be “The fake news has been extremely mean to you, how many more terms do you deserve?” and NBC will respond “Oh gee golly, we had no idea this would happen!” after it’s over while counting their coin?

2844

If it’s one thing I’ve learned it’s that no one anywhere could ever predict how Trump would behave in any sort of debate! It’s simply unknowable!

2845

I expect it to more or less like this.

2846
2847

https://www.vice.com/en/article/epdgm4/new-yorker-suspends-jeffrey-toobin-for-zoom-dick-incident?fbclid=IwAR11cub8PLQbkIIMG-VAMGHaCTzYjfX2HBY7qWZCOOmUBfeRQi01rzXb2z4

I guess this goes here? Also, spoilered for major ick.

2848

Couldn’t decide where to put this, but decided here since it’s just a news story unrelated to anything specific. But what’s going on here? Is McConnell finally embracing his Undead-ness? Is he in the process of fully turning and will shortly be biting chunks out of the necks of the rest of Congress?

Seriously though, the article makes no speculation about what can cause this type of damage, but is this as simple as he slammed his hand in the car door or something?

2849

I hope Nancy has a team of adventurers ready to find and destroy his phylactery.

2850

The first photo on that story has both hands discoloured, and another bandage in a different spot on his left hand.

2851

Is it possible he tucked too vigorously and burst some blood vessels?

2852

Maybe the preservation spell has finally started wearing off so his body decay has resumed. Please let it be something along those lines!

2853

He will need to jump into a new body soon.

2854

I wonder if Claudia Christian is available.

2855

2856

Can the undead get gangrene?

2857

Jesus, hasn’t she been available since her recurring role as Bill’s Mom in Freaks and Geeks twenty years ago? I mean, I wish B5 had catapulted her to superstardom, but…

2858

Pretty sure he’s making a reference to The Hidden

2859

…which strangely always struck me as Kyle’s audition to play Agent Dale Cooper.

2860

Diabetes and gangrene, too terrible tastes that taste terribler together would be my guess. If true, couldn’t happen to a nicer guy.

2861

2862

The same concept was recycled for that Denzel Washington movie with the executed murderer jumping bodies, IIRC. Never saw that one, but I liked The Hidden.