KevinC
3901
I would make a disparaging comment about that kind of media coverage but I wouldn’t want to by accused of blaming all my ills on them. Instead I’ll just say fuck the New York Times because I’m sure they’ve published something stupid and terrible this morning.
You really can’t parody this stuff.
“I’ll pay $8.50 for a Chipotle burrito, but $9 means I won’t be able to buy that 40th gallon of milk per week I need.”
KevinC
3905
You don’t get the money to afford a house like that by spending more than $8.50 on a burrito, no sir!
Zylon
3906
For that kind of money I could just buy a banana.
Am I missing something? That’s literally what New York Times Pitchbot does.
Yes, but in this case the Pitchbot is posting an actual story.
CraigM
3909
My father was a firefighter in Hinsdale for 20 years.
The very definition of silver spoon up their ass from birth.
I blame the leftists and their demonizing of the infrastructure bill.
Good grief! It is an actual story.
That, and their penchant for avocado toast.
Avocado toast consumption up → flour prices rise → pressure on tortilla manufacturing → Chipotle raises burrito prices → James Marsh disappointed
KevinC
3917
Presses the big red button on the KevinC soundboard
Fuck the New York Times.
Timex
3919
Not sure where the Spotify news goes, where Neil Young told them to fuck off and remove his music because they are supporting Joe Rogan, but Sirius XM is not missing an opportunity.
