Man Kills Deer

Everything else
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http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20051102/ap_on_fe_st/deerly_departed

This is the flip side of the other thread where the deer killed the man. I suppose men kill deer every day, but this guy did it with his bare hands. I do not think this man nor deer were related to the others.

I love it that at the end of the story they point out that another deer entered a school building, but that the principal did not feel the need to kill the deer with his bare hands, instead just opening a door to let the poor dear out.

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Great, now you’ve got me reading that as “beer hands”. Which are apparently a good thing to have, unlike beer goggles.

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Lions and tigers and bares! Oh my!

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Dear? What the hell is a Dear?

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Like a duck, but with antlers.

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Deer peeps, I am going to have to stop posting in the early morning, using only my beer hands.

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thats irl hardcore.

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I thought that “…let the poor dear out” was a clever little pun.

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Turns out it was just a cat.

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A cat that Goldsberry intended to have processed for its meat.

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It only ocurred to me after I fixed the typo in the first six instances of deer. And that only happend after I fixed all the typos in bare. Something did seem not quite right to me, just before I posted. In the future, I will have to give that sort of feeling a higher priority.