Apologies if this has already been posted:
http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/bullet_in_tongue;_ylt=AkwJtLE89Oca3RdAL6w8pUPtiBIF;_ylu=X3oDMTBiMW04NW9mBHNlYwMlJVRPUCUl
Coleman told police that a woman stuck a gun barrel in his mouth during a dispute around 2:30 Tuesday morning and that he heard the gun go off.
Police say Coleman then went home to sleep.
This is what happens if you concentrate on turning your tounge to steel.
What a totally boring day. I got a gun shoved in my mouth (again), and I was unremarkably still alive after it was fired in my piehole (again). Yawn. I got powder burns all on my face and in my mouth when it discharged, and then my tongue was bleeding, swollen, and really painful. Humdrum. After a while, I dozed off.
Trumped: Man wakes up with car parked on top of him, in bed.
How appropriate that Donald Trump was featured in an ad on that site, Cannonfodder.