I think kids’ minds are tacky like fresh adhesive tape. As you get old, the tackiness wears off and you end up with an almost leathery surface with bits of lint and hair stuck to it.
Life is like a box chocolates; no matter what you actually want, you’re probably getting f*king coconut.
Time flies like an arrow. Fruit flies like a banana.
Facebook is like dogs barking at other dogs at the other end of the neighborhood for no real reason except to hear themselves bark.