I’m a bad person, but I gotta admit I laughed at some of those.
I played on XBL back before they had a real solid party system, and played games like COD MW when everyone was always in game chat… and I gotta admit, I kind of miss those halcyon days of absurd trash talk between every match.
Trash talk is best when it’s totally over the top and insane… That one about letting you back in the country when you K/D is over 1 is pretty good.
I recall being at work, and some other guy there talking about whether he should let his kid (who was like 10) play on XBL. I was like. “Oh no. God no. Don’t do that.”
Having little kids shriek in high pitched voices, and then saying, “Whoa there, settle down little girl, it’s just a game.” and having them freak out even more about how they weren’t a girl. Or telling them that their parents must not love them if they let them scream curse words on XBL.
Those kids had the benefit of youth, and reflexes that hadn’t been dulled by years of hard drinking and drugs. The only way I could win was to break them psychologically.