I mean, for God’s sake. This isn’t rocket surgery.
-act 1-
“Holy shit, there are so many orcs!”
“Fuck me, won’t someone help us murder all these orcs?!”
-act 2-
“Ah fuck, there are a bunch of Uruk-Hai! Shit! Someone help us! With murder!”
“The tower is lost! And Gondor with it, if not for this magical murderer decapitating Sauron’s army!”
-act 3-
“Goddamn, some mysterious person sure did murder a fuckload of orcs. Thank goodness!”
“Oh fuck, super orcs and a Nazgul! Save us murder angel, you’re our only hope!”
-fin-