I actually liked the “Mike Hunt” one best - probably because that’s the first thing that came to my mind when I read “Mike Poot”
Yeah, but since this is a family forum I didn’t want to entitle the thread “Mike Hunt.”
My fave was the “Call Jenny” one.
A few others (and some of the same ones) are shown here:
My favorite line of all of them was the “You know how we do” at the bottom.
I liked the timing of the R. Kelly one, personally.