MILFs/Single Moms . . . to sheboygan or not to sheboygan?

Fixed.

That said, if the pooty is on the table, you must hit it. Single moms need lovin’ too. Just make sure that you’re both crystal clear on what you’re getting out of it.

I’m sure there’s a philosopher who has addressed this issue.

That’ll do, I think.

Yes. You’re a big boy, she’s a big girl, don’t go on the assumption (by a bunch of folks who are having you play video games for them by proxy, if that says anything about their social lives) that she is “just looking for fun.” Maybe she’s assuming that you’re “looking to settle down.”

H.

Don’t forget the Leykis 101 rule on this. She kept one kid, so the odds favor her keeping another if there’s a birth control failure and she becomes pregnant. Run like the wind.

Sounds like hard-won wisdom.

druid: I hope for your sake that at least the sex was good

Yeah weren’t you just divorced? She could be thinking you’re ready for round 2.

Be honest with her and keep your conscience clear.

Well, I told her. She said I’ll never meet her kid, her and me and the kid are totally separated. Felt good to be up front about it, and no damage done and we’re hanging out again. Thanks groupthink!

Excellent!

May you have happy sheboyganings in your near future with this cute 28 year old. Remember to use protection.

And post pics.

Just put cigarettes out on her ass and shit like that.

It will make sure she knows what she’s there for.

An ashtray?

I suppose it would be an asstray.

Although I suppose an asstray would be more of when you set your beer on it.

ElG: the real-life Rayne Summers.

Cum dumpster?

Asstray was refined. That is just crude.

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I prefer spuzz slit.

Spunk slot is also acceptable.