Miss Georgia S.O. 2004

Non-premeditated (i.e. second degree) murder does not mean that the act was accidental–it just means that the murderer did not plan the act beforehand, but rather carried it out in the “heat of the moment.” I’d imagine that sex offenses are categorized similarly.

Wouldn’t the defense be “he just slipped and fell into my ass. Repeatedly.” being that the people listed were all female?

Main Entry: sod·omy
Pronunciation: 'sä-d&-mE
Function: noun
Etymology: Anglo-French sodomie sexual intercourse between men, from Old French, from Late Latin Sodoma Sodom, from the supposed homosexual practices of the men of the city in Genesis 19:1-11
: the crime of oral or anal sexual contact or penetration between persons or of sexual intercourse between a person and an animal; especially : the crime of forcing another person to perform oral or anal sex —sod·om·ize /'sä-d&-"mIz/ transitive verb

You laugh, but I once read an Islamic law interpretation where a man posed the question:

"Let us say that I fall off a roof while renovating it, and my pants get ripped in the crotch exposing my penis. Beneath me, as I fall, is a lady who did not know I was working on the roof, and who has stripped naked to wash her clothes. If I were to fall on to her in such a way that my penis entered her vagina, would this break my fast? "

The answer was: “No. As this would be an accident, and not a willfull action on your part. However, you should perform an abolutions to cleanse yourself before returning to work.”

You should also say “Thank you” to the woman.

The bigger question is, does working on the roof always give you an erection? Or was that just the side effect of spying on the naked women before “accidentally” falling into her vagina?