I don’t quibble with a lot of the selections there but some don’t tell nearly enough of the statistical story. It is what it is, I guess…

…but lord in heaven, that is some of the worst writing I’ve ever struggled through. I could barely focus on the content, because as I read each entry all I could think was “someone got paid for this.”

I just looked at the pictures.

Totally.

When I saw the link my first thought was, “I wonder if Jason Bay is on the list”, and he was. Awesome.

See and I thought Juan Uribe and Vernon Wells.

And A.J. Burnett proves he deserves his place on that list, as he gives up 6 runs to Baltimore in 1 1/3 innings in another embarassing performance.

It’s started to rain in Baltimore, so you wonder if Girardi just leaves him in, assuming there might be a rain delay at some point, and switch pitchers then.

Or maybe, if Burnett just can’t get anyone out, they never make it to the 5th inning and the game gets rained out. :)

I’d just leave him in, let him get pounded, let the innings go as much as you can before you get to the 5th and then get cancelled…

— Alan

KEMP: 30/30!!!

In other news, the Rockies can’t figure out if they are playing against the Dodgers or the umpires. Two balks, a run erased because a runner ran inside, and all hell broke loose. He Who Shall Not Be Named, batting fifth now, ran through a frantic sign and was out at the plate by about a foot and a half.

And more importantly than Kemp: Vin Scully will return next season for his 63rd season. Wow.

Players currently on the Cleveland DL:

Grady Sizemore (CF)
Travis Hafner (DH)
Michael Brantley (LF)
Carlos Carrasco (SP)
Shin-Soo Choo (RF)
Jason Kipnis (2B)
Josh Tomlin (SP)

Every one of these guys is first in their depth chart, i.e. a starter for most games, with pitchers following their own 5 game rotation. If the Indians haven’t been playing well lately, its because they haven’t had a good chunk of their players on the field. If the Indians manage to make the playoffs and give enough time for these guys to get healthy, they’d be a sleeping giant that I can easily see beating the Yankees and/or the Red Sox, albeit at less than 50/50 odds.

SI’s website is infamous for “intern articles.” This one is much longer than most of those, which are normally just single horribly written, often nonsensical blurbs and a picture. Here, you get 30 blurbs and pictures.

The article is from Bleacher Report, not SI. Bleacher Report runs a lot of slideshow stuff with commentary which is mostly opinion.

Sorry, no intent to offend by the comparison. Mr. Mead is from your neck of the woods, if I’m not mistaken.

No offense taken. I just wanted to explain that BR is not a ‘serious’ sports site like SI.

The story of Andre Ethier goes on: According to the LA Times’ TJ Simers, Andre Ethier has been playing hurt all season..

Quotes:

Ask Ethier if he should still be playing on a right knee that will require off-season surgery, and he says, "If you’re expecting me to do what I’ve done in the past, no, there’s no possible way I can do that right now. You can say tough it out and give it your best shot, but it’s not going to happen.

“It’s only going to get worse from this point. I’ve dealt with it all season long, but as the season goes on my body wears down. That’s just the way it is — I keep getting put in the lineup, so what am I supposed to do?”

…why not make a change in right, shut down Ethier and wheel him into the operating room?

“A million-dollar question,” Ethier says before catching himself. “But I think there is a value in finishing anything you start.”

“What am I supposed to be concerned about?” General Manager Ned Collett says. “That he has those numbers [since the All-Star break], that he’s hurt or contends he’s hurt?”

Ask Colletti if Ethier’s poor performance works to the Dodgers’ advantage, and he says, “Maybe a touch,” before going on to say, “Ethier’s consistency is far greater than six weeks.”

So hasn’t Ethier made himself clear?

“Other than going into the training room every day and saying my knee hurts,” Ethier says, "and having six-inch needles stuck into it to make it feel better, I’ve told them my mechanics are messed up because of my knee. They know.

“But they’ve told me, ‘Grin and bear it.’”

Mattingly, the Dodger manager held a press conference before the game to say that in no way has he ever played a player that has said that he is hurt. Mattingly said that when he takes Ethier out of the line up, Ethier argues his way back into the lineup. And that there is no effort to save any money by making Ethier play while he’s hurt.

So who knows. TJ Simers is not at all above misrepresenting what people say. He’s done it before and he’ll do it again. Which is why I don’t normally read him, it’s usually just some bullshit that’s mostly in his head. Naturally if Ethier is hurt, then his reduced production has some reasonable explanation. But it’s up to him to not say one thing to the press and something else entirely to his manager. This is one of the reasons I don’t like him as a player (not his stats), he does shit like this because he thinks he’s entitled to .

Simers has a long history of misquoting, taking quotes out of context, and badgering people with frankly offensive questions to get them to blow their stacks.

So this is the response story, where Ethier appears to backtrack from some of the the things he said originally. But I agree 100%, who knows what the hell TJ Simers actually asked him.

“It’s always been my choice to keep playing and keep going,” Ethier said Sunday before the Dodgers played the Colorado Rockies at Dodger Stadium. “They’ve never said, ‘We don’t think you can or you can’t play.’ It’s always been they’ve said, ‘Hey, you’ve obviously put up with this and it’s at your discretion.’”

Ok now that I have the full story or at least as much as I can expect, all is forgiven Mr. Ethier. And TJ Simers needs to get a job with National Enquirer.

Surprised to see that Lance Berkman cleared waivers for the Cards. I presume that only happened because his return to St. Louis next year seems a given, but there are reports about other teams (notably the Rangers) possibly contacting the Cards about him.

Big Puma’s a Texas boy.

And my wife, a stone Cardinals fan from the 80s, won’t watch baseball until Tony LaRussa is gone and replaced with Jose Oquendo.

The Cardinals won’t trade Puma unless they can get something very good in return for him. Berkman may well be a Type A free agent next season, and if the Cardinals don’t sign him, they’d get themselves a 1st round pick plus a supplemental round pick for him. Combine that with the picks they’d get for Edwin Jackson and Octavio Dotel (both are going to be Typ B and bring supplemental round picks)…and if they don’t exercise Chris Carpenter’s option, he’s an A as well.

For Berkman, the Cardinals would want something they’d rate as being as good as 2 picks in the top 35 next year. Are the Rangers willing to offer that? Do they have that to offer? We’ll find out soon enough, I guess.