Why is everyone freaking out about AJ Burnett but nobody seems to care that Porcello has similarly bad numbers (4th worst batting average against in the AL, etc.)? Is it just a NY bias thing?

Because Burnett is making 16 million a year to be a solid #2 starter and has been nothing but awful all year?

Last year too. He’s been a Lackey-esque turd muffin for the last two seasons.

I wouldn’t mind seeing the Phillies lose at all honestly.

— Alan

Wow, I can’t believe Burnett is still out there. I’d have had the bullpen take over in the 5th.

Granderson is the MAN.

Yeah, that was sensational. Couple of great fielding plays in this one.

OK, I can finally breathe a sigh of relief for tonight.

This will only make for a spectacularly embarrassing home-field loss in 2 days.

Which just kills me. Who the hell throws a hittable pitch to a guy who’s already hit 2 home runs? Throw it in the dirt!

Apparently Shane Victorino was impressed by the amount of Clydesdale after-product the Budweiser horses dumped in front of the Philly dugout during their trot around the stadium yesterday. And here I was thinking Tony LaRussa was the only horse’s ass on that field…

Bad Ways To Start An Elimination Game, by The Cardinals

Give up a double, triple, and single and trail 2-0 after 3 batters.

So far they have made up for it.

Bad start but a good finish! Onward to Philadelphia! Go Redbirds!

Indeed, that’s a great job by the Cards of rebounding from an awful start. That play by Albert to cut down the runner at third was amazingly heads up.

Also, in 30+ years of watching baseball, I have never seen a squirrel run across home plate like that, certainly not as a pitch was being thrown. Birds, yes. Squirrels, no.

Carpenter vs Halladay for all the marbles on Friday!

Oh, crap.

Still hoping the Tigers win, but if the Yankees come back and take it, I’m going to have to quit watching baseball the rest of the year–I just can’t take these TBS announcers fellating the Yankees any more. It is disgusting how biased they have been this entire series: Darling in particular has his lips firmly locked on Cano’s penis.

That’s the consensus of everyone I know. It’s really awful commentating.

You apparently didn’t hear the way they were fellating Verlander during his start on Monday. They’ve just been awful in general.

%#^@&#^$.

That is all.

Suck it, TBS.