My baby turned into Derek Smart Ph.D

So there I was in my cubicle when Cathcart comes over and says “how’s the baby doin?”

So of course I look over at her picture and what do I see? He has printed out Derek’s head and taped it over the baby’s head. It’s like a non-electronic photoshopping of my kid.

I hate you all.

Actually, that was a baby’s body taped onto Derek Smart’s. Sorry, Spoofy, but you’re living your life in denial. Cathcart’s just trying to speed up the healing process.

That is the most heinous thing I have ever read.