My bachelor party

That’s worse than your bathtub.

$120 is nothing.

Have to agree here. $120 will get you through the first hour, generally speaking, so I have to think that his friends paid for most of it. Unless they had a shitty time and didn’t actually get any girls over to their table.

It’s the principle of the thing. If Bill Gates had a bachelor party and all his friends were homeless people, his bank account should still end the evening with the same balance it started with.

Alright my friends, the time has come. You’ll pardon the delay, for these matters of great weight take time and effort to unburden. But after compiling startlingly compelling evidence, I now feel comfortable with my findings:

BILL DUNGSROMAN IS BALUT AND BALUT IS BILL DUNGSROMAN!