My proposals for new forum descriptions

Everything else
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Not that I expect any action but:

Games:
Pirates was your game of the year?

Movies:
Fack (no you joke me) Star Wars.

Books Comics TV Music:

Gaydar. I think they have it at Sharper Image.

P&R:

We want peace. Get us out of the Battlegrounds now!

Hardware and Technical Stuff:

How many holes can YOU drill?

Everything Else:

Get Banned here! Lets see some bananas and nuts!

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They’re… about as funny as what I might have come up with, looked at, and then decided not to post because they weren’t very funny. Also, all in-jokes.

IMO.

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I’m not saying mine are the best, I want to see the best!

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Everything Else is basically the Shit Bonerz option.